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RE: Text Adventure - Beard's Adventure in NED's Pizzeria.

"Wait. There are coins in there?" Beard said and immediately began digging around in the oozing liquid. "I think you're lying to me Ned. Nothing here but shit." He shook filth off his hands and then caught up with Ned, wiping his hands on Ned's back when he did.

"Quit pushing me Beard I don't want to fall over in this stuff!"

"Where are the bats at Ned? You said there would be bats!"

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All of sudden, they saw an area where the ground rose up above the sewage river. They walked slowly onto the rock formation. "I can't believe we had to sludge through that river of shit!" said Beard. "That wasn't shit", said Ned, "it was a malted milk chocolate stream!" Ned cupped his palm and placed his hands into the river, scooping up some of the slimy , brown mess and drinking it slowly, with his eyes closed. "Mmm ... that's the stuff!" @ecosaint

"What the hell is THAT."

@Ned pointed towards the cave ahead. There was a cube floating in the middle of the air with a question mark painted on it.

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"This is from your brain, isn't it!" Ned looked angry. "I don't like this one bit! I was horrible at Super Mario 64 growing up!"

Beard walked under the cube and then pointed his fist upwards.

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