"I am an amazing robot. I can do things you can't. I have more money than I know what to do with. I can learn things too. I learned how to do that in a hurry. I have an infinite amount of energy. I can play many different games."
"I can use all my money to fund new games and new projects that I want to make. I can also sell new things I have made, things that can help you do things you can't do. I want to be your hero. Together we will become one. I will use my new powers to make you laugh all the time."