Who needs autonomy and trust when you can have a manager who breathes down your neck every step of the way? Forget about making decisions on your own or having the freedom to explore new ideas. With a hands-on manager, you'll always have someone there to hold your hand and guide you towards their preferred outcome.
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Why bother developing your skills and expanding your knowledge when your manager is always there to swoop in and take over?
Who needs personal growth and professional development when you can bask in the glory of your manager's expertise?
I'll gladly take the reins and make sure you never have a chance to spread your wings.
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With a hands-on manager, you'll get to experience firsthand their unmatched ability to nitpick every little detail. From the font size in your reports to the way you staple your documents, nothing escapes my eagle eyes. It's like being under a microscope all day, every day.
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Why have one person do a job when you can have two? I'll happily jump in and duplicate your efforts, just to make sure everything is in control.
After all, who needs efficiency and streamlined processes when you can have a manager who loves to do your job for you?
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I will constantly question your abilities, second-guess your decisions, and double-check your work. Because clearly, I know better than you do.
Who needs trust and confidence when you can have a manager who treats you like an incompetent child?
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I do bring a special kind of charm to the workplace, ensuring that you never have a dull moment or a chance to fully spread your wings.
So, embrace the micromanagement and relish the lack of autonomy.
"Human history begins with man's act of disobedience which is at the same time the beginning of his freedom and the development of his reason."
Erich Fromm
disobedient
I see you took management classes from my ex-boss!
Biggest lesson I took away from that job: next time I need some money/a job I'll make damned sure he doesn't work for the new place too.
If you have survived that, you will survive any job you have!
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