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Hey, @farm-mom.

Thank you, thank you. Very much appreciated. :)

You're getting there, too, so we'll both have something to pat ourselves on the back for.

So far, I've managed not to twist my elbow doing it, either. I've had plenty of practice with a great many things over the years, though, so you could say I'm a self-congratulatory professional.

Oh, wait. You need to be paid to be a professional.

Expert?

Hmmm. Maybe that's better. :)