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Remember that time you shaved your nuts in a way that resembled male pattern baldness, then named it the Hulkster, then painted your hand up like the Ultimate Warrior, then reenacted Wrestlemania for nearly three hours? I know all about that.

Ah those were the days, I swear the ultimate warrior looked as if he could go on forever but a few hours and he was spent. It was that Hulk...

Wait, no. That was between me and the hands!

I mean, it's admirable, at least. Some people don't even put that much effort into living.