I realized I did not give the definition of shplock in my post, so here it goes.
Shplock (n): A damp, sticky clump of mud or wet cement mix that’s scooped up in the hand and flung against a surface, sticking with a loud, satisfying splat.
I realized I did not give the definition of shplock in my post, so here it goes.
Shplock (n): A damp, sticky clump of mud or wet cement mix that’s scooped up in the hand and flung against a surface, sticking with a loud, satisfying splat.