If you wanted to make something that appears "low effort" compared to 1000 word blogs it cant use Hive rewards.
That's the crux of the issue. Without a sophisticated sense of humor it's almost impossible that some individuals understand that 1000 word blogs, they are neither of greater effort, quality nor of greater value than a very witty and short hilarious satire with a surprising comedy punchline to wipe out all the rewards on Hive in one fell swoop.
I need to be proven wrong. :D
Just wait a bit until the major prankster on heaven grant me a better internet connection, and you will be proven wrong! 
Cheers!!