Lol. Thanks for this piece, which is really fun to read. Please find below the tl;dr for everybody who does not want to go through all this mimimimi whining in detail:
Hey boiz, I am the guy who made more than 50 Mio bucks with selling Chaos Legion packs. And guess what, I wasted it faster and more useless than anybody else before in history. Ok, then they (allegedly) kick me of the company (why are you still here then :D), so I started some new projects where I could sell packs. Anyways, me and my friend Matt figured we could just waste some more money by taking it from the SPS DAO, making shitcoin great again. Now, that we successfully wasted all company funds plus the SPS DAO money (and it appears that no legit institutional investor would ever invest in our gamified bot-driven staking simulator), we want to have money from the Hive DAO (certainly being our last resort). And we want this DAO money to do "some kind of marketing" - cant give more details, cause be have no idea, what we do with the money (other than wasting it oc). But wait, if people to not support our super-successfull business and the super intelligent management decision we have been respeonsible for over the last three years, then this must be a personal thing - because, of course it is always the others or the circumstances who are wrong: damn the neverending bear market (ok, it is only a bear market for SL assets but nevermind), to hell with the evil US adminstration whose fault it is that SL business it not mooning, and f**k yes, all these saltlords, they destroyed your business because their believe is not strong enough to manifest our success, and now finally it is the fault of the Hive community who is voting against your absurd "give us more money to waste it in our cash grab". Honestly, you guys burned so much dumb money; who ever only gives you a single dime still, does deserve nothing more to go down together with you ;)