Football as a Nigerian kid

[thelonegreywolf]

Rules ot football when we were kids in Nigeria 🇳🇬

1 . The fat kid was always the goalkeeper

2.The owner of the ball decides who plays

1. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

1. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the
   trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play it the next game.(next set you go play)

1. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over

1. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood,
   you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues...

2. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to
   stop the game by taking away his ball.

3. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be
   determined by the last team to score..

9.No offsides.

1O.There is no referee.

1. If you get money go buy and buy another ball then we will have a face off for the field