This is hilarious. Not to laugh at your trials and tribulations... but yeah, totally laughed at them :) You are a wonderful writer, so you can take solace in that even if you did create a monstrosity instead of a pie.
Cheers - Carl "Totally Not A Bot" Gnash
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Thanks for being an original and creative content creator! You rock!
WOOHOO!!! My pride!! My pride is so big!!