Just as I imagined a story from the great ole @f3nix would produce, and some more. I must say, yah outdone yerself here - even if we include the two @curie comments here and the such. To be quite frank, I can't upvote and resteem this enough. Yet, let's see how @dirge will treat yah.
Thank you matey, your constant support deserves Ashley and Nixon flying together on a broom over your head and dumping a giant pretzel on you.