How To Be Different

in #howto2 years ago

Here are some steps to be and look different:
step 1: ruin your sleep schedule
step 2: crackhead hours are now 24/7
step 3: start studying biology. biochemistry, and genetics
step 4: garner major interest in the following hobbies: all things outdoorsy, video games, reading, cooking, music, birds, driving for fun
step 5: become an Objectivist
step 6: grow a beard
step 7: give yourself asthma and ADHD somehow idfk
step 8: your favorite games are Pokemon, Fire Emblem, Minecraft, Smash Bros, and Stardew Valley
step 8.5: your favorite shows are person of interest, avatar the last airbender, and the legend of korra
step 8.75: you need to like star wars too
step 9: acquire a taste for particular types of art
step 10: work on your cold tolerance until you can wear shorts and a t shirt even in 30 degrees F weather
step 11: learn how to make bird sounds
step 12: develop an addiction to dumplings, Moxie soda, and italian fried rice balls
step 13: play ice hockey for 10 years
step 14: mimic my style of speaking/typing

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