I would suggest you to take a look at the VSC project (@vsc.network) where you can potentially create this without that problem (removing the passed away slaps and trying to find the True Legend in me...) 😝
Still under development but I am guessing you can start looking at how you would be able to create that there. Join discord, check github, etc... you can already deploy a witness node which helps starting understanding how it all works.
Here is their second proposal where I think now things are way more "tryable" than before (firs proposal was mostly for people to conceptually understand its value and potential).
https://peakd.com/vsc/@vsc.network/next-phase-of-vsc-hive-smart-contracts-and-v4v-joint-dhf-proposal
I actually already supported that. Can't quite remember when (might just be earlier today...)
Would love to have a proper look and dive into vsc. Unfortunately, circumstances don't allow me to do so just yet.
No rush, I am on the same "ish" boat of time.