Funny sketch, but of course, GB already had ALL those things before there was even such a commission. In fact, GB (and the U.S./France) were instrumental in bringing these things to much of the European continent long before there was any such thing as the ECHF. I truly love revisionist history.
Let's send a bunch of our money to a 3rd party and then beg them to give us OUR share of it back. Seems like a good plan.