Quick, Short Post to Grace the Masses...

in #humor4 years ago (edited)

Okay... so, I'm being my usual 'fake' sarcastic and angry self, again... but, I know it makes for a much more entertaining read than being too serious.

Most of my serious stuff, is as boring as most other people who write about their daily humdrum existence on the planet. Who the hell wants to read about your grandmother's favorite salve for easing hemorrhoidal inflammation?!?!?!?!

Well... maybe that would prove interesting to a few people, who suffer from such anal maladies...??? I don't know. I really don't know much about anything I don't know much about.

What about people who have itchy, achy sphincters and don't give a shit? They probably don't want to read about asshole remedies, either.

ANYWAY...

Getting back to my original thoughts... AHhhhhhhhh… UMmmmmmmmmm…

DAMNIT... I completely forgot what I was going to write about...!!!

See what you made me DO...!?!?!?!? Distracting me with those disgusting thoughts, from down under.

I'm going to take a nap now. Maybe I'll remember what I wanted to write about when I wake up from a comfortable slumber and grace you with a literary masterpiece, later.

Till then, my friends... Stay well and be happy.

Ciao


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I'm from down under and now I have disgusting thoughts from reading this post😵

Turn those disgusting thoughts into something positive...😎 Your fellow Countrymen are depending upon you to help raise them from the depths of suffrage.

Positive will do👍

Was thinking ,... if i stop all my motion and fixate myself to a solid non moving spot in the universe ,... will i slam a grand canyon true Europa ???? Will i then become a wrecking-ball ??? Do i survive that and if not will mankind name that trench after me ?

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You will survive that in SpiritThe Mighty Trench of E.U." and mankind shall remember you as "@Small1Axe -

Sounds good enough to me , ;-)

I don't know. I really don't know much about anything I don't know much about.

Well dang it if I don't have this problem too @angryman!

I loved this!! I hope the nap helps and can't wait for the masterpiece!

Hi @bellelynn... thanks for stopping by.

I'm certainly glad to hear other people have the same problem of not knowing stuff, like me. It brings peace to my innards😎

I hope all important stuff is going well enough for you these days.

Blue Star ointment for skin rashes and ringworm.
Cures mange in dogs, too.

It's also a great hair restorer for those with male pattern baldness, whether they're male or female!!! At least, that's what I heard from a door-to-door Blue star salesperson in Tulsa on the eve of Winter Solstice, 1969 upon being arrested for failure to signal a right-hand turn, while backing up into a haybale that fell from the roof of a passing RV, driven by a fully plucked chicken, heading to Burning Man festival, from Des Moines.

Congrats on making it to rep 68.

lonnnnnnggggggg journey getting to '68', especially when starting from '25' like we did back in the old days of Steemit😕Thank you @NinjaMike... It certainly was a

Hope all is well with you or at least MOST things...