5 Dark Jokes that (properly) wont get you fired

[edgy.echo]

1: A thai woman runs into a wall, what does he break?
Her boner.

2: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
spino-sore-ass

3: I have this nightmare all the time where I'm on a dark country road. There's this big man with a knife, and I'm chasing him. Scary, 'cause I know when I catch him, he's gonna kill me.

4: I refuse to go to the bathroom on an airplane because if I'm gonna die in a cartwheeling ball of flames, it is not gonna be in a flying outhouse with my pants around my ankles.

5: If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you.

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