Well...
They're good.
Just finished Bella's septum piercing and
we bleached Branson's fu-manchu
She loves when I say things like "Branson is waiting at Dave's Farm Supply for me..."
I have way too much fun but don't tell anybody..
This is me caring a whole awful lot about my 'image' β’ Don't Judge Me!
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Dad of the year material right here!
I must say your 'stache is looking a lil dry. Perhaps some wax?
π pass me the stache-wax, buddy
It may need a lil refining! =D
Too funny! lol
That's what keeps the world spinning'N'laughing'N'loving, @cecicastor
It's all for the lolz π
My first wife would have shot me dead for that!
I love it!
Thankfully, I married a very understanding woman that puts up with my shit ππ
Does Bella have a Multi-pass?
LOL!! ππ
Fifth Element stunt double
I LOVE THIS!!! Your are so fun.
I'm shade away from ridiculous, but who's cares, right? π
Exactly! It makes you a better dad in my opinion..
So long as my kids avoid prison & politics - I think that's enough to be proud of!
But seriously.. My son is 3 and half and can read, count, add/subtract.. I feel like I was deeply lacking as a child. I can honestly say that my kids do things at 2-3 that I didn't do until 4-5. The human brain has advanced or something..lol
My kids can work phones and computers and it took me more years than they've been on Earth to figure that out π
I think parents are more involved these days too which starts unofficial schooling earlier. More hands on with them at younger ages helps. Kids are like sponges and are curious about everything so when you are engaged with them they learn.
Have a good weekend @grow-pro and enjoy your little ones - they grow up so fast.
You, sir, are a hero, but you gave yourself away with the green contacts. Everyone knows you can't put contacts on a baby.
Haha you can try putting contacts on a baby, but Photoshop is easier..lol I can't even wear contacts because my eyelashes are too protective of my eyes..π€
Did you notice the smiley face contacts I photoshopped? π
Yes, I did notice the smiley faces. I thought it was a super nice touch. I wore contacts for years. What a weird thing to put something on your eyeball!
I tried contacts, but you probably already know what's worse than putting something in your eye = having something stuck between your eye and the contact..lol I couldn't do it. Working around all sorts of construction dust and sawdust was the worst!
Oooh, yeah. That's a no. Glasses are so much easier, though now I'm getting old eyes and have to take them off to read. Still better than plastic on my eyeballs. And sometimes they'd just pop off. Lost one on the school bus floor one time. Found it, though, mostly cause I'm a boss.
π Capital F yea
My eyes aren't getting any younger either
Glasses are tough with toddlers..err..toddlers are tough on glasses, I meant!
I give them evil mama eye if they even touch them. Of course they're 5 and 3 (and also 15 and 19, but hopefully I don't have to worry about those two), so it's not as bad as when they were 3 and 1.
Those were 15 yo eyes that found the contact. I wouldn't even bother looking now.
Haha i love this. Brought a smile to my day. Great humor!
This is from digging back 2 years..it's beyond ridiculous now, @skye1 π
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Ah these are great. Got a chuckle out of them before bed. Gonna show my son these in the morning. Almost certain he'll have a good laugh. Keep it up!
π Thanks @kingkinslow, I'll have to put some more of these together.
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