“The Gay Flight Attendant”
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
Who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served our
food and drink.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
Aisle, and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so
Lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would
Be super.”
On his way back up the aisle he noticed a well dressed, Arabic
Looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can Pitty
Pat us on the ground”
She calmly turned her head and said “In my country, I am called
A Princess, and I take orders from no one”.
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
“Well sweet cheeks, in MY country I’m called a Queen, so I
outrank you.
So Tray Up Bitch!”
Funny.. In my country am a King.
Thank you @lovestories
Cute! Loved it.
Thank you @nicolerose ♥