Trump Denies Knowing About Stormy Daniels Payout: President Trump denied knowing about a $130,000 payment his lawyer made to porn star Stormy Daniels who claims to have had a sexual encounter with him, an assertion that threatened to complicate his legal battle against her.
So, if I’m understanding this correctly, President Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen secretly paid a porn star named Stormy Daniels $130,000 out of his own pocket and made her sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) about the sex she and the President never had. Furthermore, Cohen is now threatening to sue Ms. Daniels for millions of dollars for breaking an agreement about something that never happened.
Makes a lot of sense to me - on the other hand, I’m pretty heavily medicated. One thing’s for sure, this story has to be destined to one day overtake that famous “the dog ate my homework” in the archives of the greatest whoppers ever told. Meanwhile, over the White House loudspeakers they’re announcing ”Attention Mr. Michael Cohen, the bus President Trump plans to throw you under will be arriving shortly at Gate #3. Please grab all your possessions and don’t forget to keep your mouth shut.”
Trump is a terrorist
If not, he's doing a bang-up job impersonating one (lol).