Greetings steemians! Today I want to tell you about a token you can use to give you magickal powers! It's called Green Unicorn Magick Power Tokens. For those that don't know, Unicorns is a term we made up that normal people can call themselves if they don't like calling themselves normal people. We used the term Green Unicorns because we like green. If you would like to know more about Green Unicorn Magick Power Tokens you can wave your magick wand over your crystal ball. It won't work but you can do it.
I created these tokens with someone who pretended to be in the banking industry which is why I think they will have value no matter how many we give away. We made these tokens to try to compete with other tokens that provide an actual service because we have no actual skills and we can't think of anything on our own.
We traded these tokens between ourselves for a million bitshares which makes them better than any token ever created and they will retain their value for a whole hour before losing 90% of their value. You can trade these tokens all you want but really we want you to use them to buy magickal powers. All you have to do is find a wizard who wants to rent you his magick. Then, you have to convince him to use our tokens. You can negotiate how long you rent his magick power for how many tokens, it can be for one second or a million years! Then, put the terms of the deal in the memo so we can offer them more tokens for their magickal powers. Then enjoy your imaginary wizard powers!
We think the wizards will want to accept our tokens because we're narcissists and can't figure out why anyone wouldn't want to use our token because we think everyone else is stupid and because we don't understand how cryptocurrency works. Besides, I'm going to change my profile picture to a girl with big boobs as I think this will make people want to follow me.
These tokens are so valuable I will give anyone who upvotes this post and follows me because of my fake picture with big boobs a million tokens and anyone who resteems this post will be entered into a lottery for 10 billion tokens! We're hoping that if we can convince some suckers to use our tokens to buy magick powers that maybe some of the magick powers will rub off on us and we'll be wizards and won't have to make up names for ourselves so we can pretend to be better than normal people. Then we can join the wizard party in the magickal land of make believe! You can contact us by performing a special ritual then going to sleep and contacting us in your dreams. Steem on suckers, I mean Unicorns.
No wonder they call you the wizard king :D
Anyway is this means that I can rent your power? :P
First you have to convince me that I should accept the tokens
Hey guys check out my post!
"5 Tips to becoming a powerful Wizard with Green Unicorn Magick Power Tokens"
and If you like that also check out my Video tutorial
"How I made $10 000 dollars in just 2 weeks with Green Unicorn Magick Power Tokens"
Fake unicorn, sounds good, doesn't work. :D
He doesn't have a horn
you have to imagine it... like the coin's value
Oooh, I love that thought, my imagination is wild so I am already Green Unicorn Magic Power rich in my mind, gotta go whoop up a magical Ferrari :D
We can call it as the vegan unicorn too?
Just another fairytale in cryptoverse!! Fantastic effort :)
Following you..
Nice to know and will become lucky when i have some of those..
If only unicorns were real, then you would really have a profitable thing.
I would like one million green unicorn tokens please.
You'll have to give them to me upfront you see, because I'm in touch with the prince of Nigeria, his money is in an offshore account and have to pay 2000 to withdrawl his Several million dollars. He promises to pay me 4 million dollars for this, and at that time I can repay you. However I will need to sell some of the #greenunicorntokens to be able to afford the 2000 service charge.
Please send them right away.
best token ever. I would take $100,000 if i had the money. but its the thought that counts.
jan 13th
Very cool friend.
Hail Hydra!Long Live Voldemort!Long Live Dumbeldore! xD
Oh my god I need those tokens. Please give me a few hundred million of these tokens !
I scrolled back up to see if you changed your picture to a girl with fake boobs !
Hy@jphenderson Like your Post Voted &Followed You
"Someday I will give back what you have given me. Thank You." wish you the same @funnystuff
I need that green floral horsey model thing in my life. Judge me all you want.
Damm you, I want a token also ........................ can i win the lottery and create one with my new Wizard Powers ?
Sure, we'll call it duckling coin and you can use it to buy bacon!
You sure do know the way to a man's heart <3
Hmm as far i find the way to yours all is just perfect !
You're already there
lol. this is beautiful. very beautiful. liked it
I need your token,it will be useful to me.
Thx,
i have an steemicorn here as well.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@jensm85/steemit-das-neue-einhorn-im-web-steemicorn
Im really trying to understand this but im left confused :)
It's a joke. That's why it's under humor and parody, etc
Yeah I got that it wasnt meant serious...but I was trying to figure out the underlying message but couldnt
it's making fun of someone's coin
This is really cool.
Investing big time in these
I searched Green Unicorn Magick Power Tokens on bitshares. I was ready to buy a billion.. no luck. Someone must have bought them all the first seconds of the ICO :( So I resteemed to try in the lotto
Nice post
You are good post
I follow you @jphenderson
I feel like I like the Green Unicorn Strategy. Very Innovative!
Upvoted
Nice post. Very entertaining and funny. I, too, would like a token. Will continue to follow.
So thoughtful. Waiting for my own 10million token.
Where can I get some? Are there some contests or giveaways going on right now?
Thanks walrus.
Haha.
Thank you so much for this. My good friend @rebelskum has a nickname around here.... mister wizard. You just made my night ;) Thank you for sharing.
In other news, have you seen Robot Sex Nickles????
@rebelskum is one of my favorite steemians.... He writes great stuff
LOL, I have contacted a wizard school and they are really interested in these tokens!!
hhehe i love it
That is so awesome! love it!!!