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True, I saw a turtle go past last week, with a snail on his back. The snail was yelling "For the love of GOD Man; slow down! You're going to get us Both Killed!"

:D

LOL...sea turtles can reach a speed of 6.3 mph. That's a pretty good jog for us...almost breaking into a sprint for some...lol....

6.3 mph in the water no less. That's over 9 feet per second IN WATER. I wouldn't want to race against them in the water, they're too fast. Maybe if they were in the water and I was on land...

LOL...right? That's moving for such bulky, non-aerodynamic looking creatures...

now you're talking about me again aren't you @mepatriot!

LOL. No...you are KETO MAN!!!

that's true in fact here is the before and after photos of me before Keto and after Keto:
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For some reason, this comment did not come through on time? Aero-dynamic is SOOO over rated. :)

For a snail, it would be blazing! :D

no @mepatriot, come to think of it you were describing @smithlabs perfectly!

Slammed again...at a snails pace! :D