My cousin pestered me for years to try yoga. "Come on @rainbowllama! Try yoga. It'll be good for your health," she said. Well, finally I gave in when those years of sitting on my ass caught up to me and my body felt stiff and sore. I took a class. It was a disaster.
In normal life I've never felt like I fart too much. No more than a normal llama. But something about yoga really lit my ass on fire. I tooted so much during that yoga class. Room smelled horrible. A few people puked from the smell. There was a woman with a service dog in the class and I kept blaming the farts on the dog hoping others would believe me....no one did.
Needless to say I never returned to yoga class. Sitting in front of the TV is much safer. I'd rather be lazy than fart so much.
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