I was smoking a joint the other day and I had a brilliant idea. I really hate visitors. I especially hate unannounced visitors. I got better things to do with my time than offering guests a cold beverage while they secretly judge me for my messy house. I hate cleaning. I'm not picking up those pizza boxes to make you happy with me. I hate small talk where I have to discuss the weather as idle chit chat while I'm silently wishing a person would leave so I can go back to watching TV.
I need a pet tiger.
I could erect a tall fence around my land and the tiger could roam free in the front yard. What better way to deter unwanted guests than a big ass tiger? I could get it as a cub and raise it myself so it would love me and I'd be safe roaming my land
Owning a tiger would be bad-ass... Much more manly than turning off all the lights and hiding in the bathroom when I hear knocks at the door.
Too bad big brother wouldn't allow it. Pretty sure there's a law preventing you from having tigers on your property. The neighbors would complain and the cops would be called. I could never afford a tiger anyways. It'd cost a pretty penny to feed a tiger and my extra cash is set aside for a trip to Vegas to see some showgirls and to do some gambling.
Sometimes there are things we want to do but we can not do. But there must be cause and effect, good and bad.
Thanks for commenting. It sucks I can't own a tiger. I want to and I think it would be an awesome thing but society would probably disagree.
Because other people see things that are not desirable will happen later. Because the tiger is a wild animal. Unlike cats we will not know what will happen in the future. better take a safe Because there are still many things we can do.