I Think It'd Be Really Cool To Own A Tiger

in #humor7 years ago

I was smoking a joint the other day and I had a brilliant idea. I really hate visitors. I especially hate unannounced visitors. I got better things to do with my time than offering guests a cold beverage while they secretly judge me for my messy house. I hate cleaning. I'm not picking up those pizza boxes to make you happy with me. I hate small talk where I have to discuss the weather as idle chit chat while I'm silently wishing a person would leave so I can go back to watching TV.

Anyways, I was chilling on the porch, smoking my joint, staring at the front yard when it occurred to me....

I need a pet tiger.

I could erect a tall fence around my land and the tiger could roam free in the front yard. What better way to deter unwanted guests than a big ass tiger? I could get it as a cub and raise it myself so it would love me and I'd be safe roaming my land

Owning a tiger would be bad-ass... Much more manly than turning off all the lights and hiding in the bathroom when I hear knocks at the door.

Too bad big brother wouldn't allow it. Pretty sure there's a law preventing you from having tigers on your property. The neighbors would complain and the cops would be called. I could never afford a tiger anyways. It'd cost a pretty penny to feed a tiger and my extra cash is set aside for a trip to Vegas to see some showgirls and to do some gambling.

Oh well....a @rainbowllama can dream...

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Sometimes there are things we want to do but we can not do. But there must be cause and effect, good and bad.

Thanks for commenting. It sucks I can't own a tiger. I want to and I think it would be an awesome thing but society would probably disagree.

Because other people see things that are not desirable will happen later. Because the tiger is a wild animal. Unlike cats we will not know what will happen in the future. better take a safe Because there are still many things we can do.