Hello folks. First off, this isnt a story. Its going to be a collection of random thoughts, humor, and poking fun about anything and everything. Middle aged grumpy man who observes society and everything along with to just grumble about anything. Lets get into it shall we?
Ever see the bombardment of all the lawsuit commercials? If you or a loved one have experienced death.......blah blah blah, then call this number. Now according to the exact wording "If you have experienced death", yea sure im dead. How exactly am i gonna call that number and get compensation again? I take things literal and poke fun of it because it is what it is. Hey lady, I know you see me standing here on my porch. You BETTER pick up that dog poop. Dont smile and walk on by.
Then you got the lady that fell in the shower. Her dentures really make me chuckle. She sounds like Phyllis Diller had too many cocktails. SCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOOWERRRRR. Just say it out loud. Its funny. So come join and post your thoughts, and keep the language clean. We are here to share laughs and vent at the same time. Welcome aboard and thanks for looking
Kids nowadays. Attention span of a fly. Hey look a penny! Can any of you kids listen to some rock n roll for a change? Arent you tired of the same cookie cutter garbage on the radio? Stop being drones. Dont conform. Bring back rock n roll, its a good time party for everyone. And wimmins. Wimmins love rock n roll. And you guys know you love seein a hot chick dancin by the jukebox at the bar when some hair metal comes on. Big hair, semi trashy and leather and denim. Maybe even get a tramp stamp in there. But lets not over due the tattoos ok?
Speaking of tattoos, I challenge any basketball or football player coming out of college to NOT get any details. You dont stand out at all, you arent cool at all. Everyone has them now. Change it up and dont get any for a change. Or continue to drone on. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.