Yesterday I discovered the rich vein of material wang related writing can mine. Today I will be expanding on this and for a change I'm going to be offensive towards men.
Isn't it amazing the amount of thinking done by the cock? It's simply staggering how many great advances the cock is responsible for. I have no doubt that if it wasn't for the cock some unknown man would not have invented fire. His cock told him it would impress a woman if he rubbed two sticks together like a lunatic. Think about it. Isaac Newton didn't discover gravity for the sake of science. He wasn't trying to further the knowledge of mankind. The only thought on his mind was "what can I do to make my cock look bigger?"
If you could harness all the energy men spent trying to make their dicks seem enormous today, it would power the planet for a million years. Because no matter what the ladies say, size is important. It's far more important to men than it is to women in fact. Dick size is what the alpha male is all about. Every morning when he wakes up the first thing that comes to mind is "I've got to show everyone just how much bigger my dick is than theirs." It's what the hierarchy is all about. The cock is why men are so hierarchical in their lives. If someone with a bigger dick shows up, that dick could put them in the shade. Interesting psychological fact, when two men meet for the first ever time they check each others dicks without even thinking about it.
Hard as it may be for the ladies to understand this is the upside of men thinking with their penises. There are a lot of downsides to showing everyone you've got the biggest dick. I've said it before so I'll say it again. Penis envy is only found in men. While everything ever invented by men was merely an attempt to magnify the dimensions of their manhood, there are a host of other things they do instinctively. The vast majority of which are awful. That police officer stopping a black guy for doing 36 mph in a 35mph zone. He thinks the black guy believes he's got the biggest dick. The cop is demonstrating he hasn't. He's got a gun and a badge which makes his dick bigger. Guns and badges are a great way of making your dick look huge. World War Two was all about trying to show who had the biggest dicks. Turned out it was allies. Hitler and Hirohito were hung like hamsters.
No word of a lie, I've got a big dick. Big enough that someone once offered me a role in a porno. I'd still like my dick to be bigger though. As a man I'm constantly bombarded with promotions on penis enlargement products. Although I know they are a con, I'm still tempted to give one a go. I've even caught myself checking out some of the ludicrous claims these charlatans make. Thinking to myself I wonder if that's been scientifically proven and where can I find the research papers to confirm this?
It should be about reproduction. Many would insist that it actually is. That's complete bullshit. If penis size was about reproduction you wouldn't have so many small dicks. I got lucky and inherited my dick from my dad. His was fucking enormous. Maybe that's why I'm tempted by penis enlargement products that appear in my inbox.
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