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Hey I know who you are! I have a video
Of you from my Uber Taxi

that guy would roll up his windows if he saw me

Hmm next guess

...after she chains you to a pipe in the basement. Gotta watch out for these Tinder girls.

oh we probably got matched based on our mutual interests then

Ha. The system works.

so you have to use the force.. ( jedi traf)

Approve @rival for wittness

a think maybe a jedi mind trick will do

Whats in your mind😉

I have the smile of a movie star. Jack Nicholson, to be exact. A cross between "The Shining" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

well I wouldn't want to meet her

are you earning on group or team base because your posts are worhless

really.. i have to hide my girl. lol

no need, she'll hide herself when i'm around

lul

don't be jealous buddy :p

that bad uh,

Lol.. What will it do to a guy

A face made for late night radio

Typo: smell