Stupid Questions 101

Russian tennis star Anna Kournikova, people who aren’t smart enough to use birth control and your mom are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is the new batch, boys and girls:

If I DO pee in your pool, will you try and swim in my toilet?

Did you ever post something dirty, racist, sexist or otherwise not politically-correct just to see what others would say?

How many points off does a sexy girl lose on a foot fetishist’s scale if she has monkey toe? One for each monkey toe?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get?

71JOjVZrrBL._UX679_.jpg Did you know that if you have five inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs? (So does that mean that even fat chicks can have superpowers?)

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? (Dung!)

5_jpega73ff9507d52ba8348100d14621a66fe.jpeg.jpg Ladies, what would you do if you caught your date in your bathroom sniffing your dirty panties and socks?

Is there really good in all people? Or is that just a load of crap for an episode of “Little House On The Prairie”?

Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

Does anyone still say: “That’s what SHE said”?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?” (What kinda title is this?)

“How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?” (Oh, gee, now some armchair SJW whose parents won’t let him have a dog in their basement is gonna complain because the song isn't about getting a dog from a pound.)

“Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?” (Yes. 8:51 p.m. as I type this.)

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