Stupid Questions 99

in #humor6 years ago

Halston-Sage-Red-Dress6.jpgAmerican actress Halston Sage, an “Angry Dragon” and beef curtains are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is the latest batch, boys and girls:

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Nikki asked: “When you think of the weird and freaky sexual sh*t you are into, do you ever wonder if you got it from your mom or your dad?”

Nikki also asked: “Do you know what ‘date’ stands for?” (D*ck At The End)


Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it’s actually on?

Is it true that no matter what size they make bikinis in these days that not everyone should actually wear one?


Is it just me or does it really get annoying when you watch the Child’s Play franchise and no one ever believes Chucky did it?

Is there such a thing as uncool beans?


When horses stay at hotels where do they sleep? (The bridal suite.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get?


Did you know that some people measure career success by whether or not you can rip off a fart whenever you please?

Did you know the man who shot Abraham Lincoln shares his birthday with the man who murdered John Lennon?


Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

Do you know anyone who studies their crap after they take a poop?


Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (That could be since at this point we might not make it to number 100.)


“Do I Love You Because You’re Beautiful?” (Wait! Who said anything about love?)

“Why Does It Always Rain On Me?” (Actually, it doesn’t, dude.)


How Long?” (For almost 100 editions at least)

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