A stingy old man bought a calculator and then he deleted the "zero" button from the calculator !
When somebody asked him why he did that ?
He said:
I deleted the zero button so that my children will not able to speak international calls !!!
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See Also My Previous Jokes:
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1- Clever Detectives !!!
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/clever-detectives
2- Romans' History !!!
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/romans-history
3- Funny Grandma !!
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/funny-grandma
4- Villainous Thinking !!
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/villainous-thinking
5- Does the fox give birth or bleaching?
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/does-the-fox-give-birth-or-bleaching
6- Receiving a Call at Embarrassing Time
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/receiving-a-call-at-embarrassing-time
7- The Expectant Ice Cream !!!
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/the-expectant-ice-cream
8- Question in Lesson of Biology !!!!
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/question-in-lesson-of-biology
9-Schizophrenia
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/schizophrenia
10- Drawing Lesson !
https://steemit.com/humor/@zaffron/drawing-lesson