The Steemit Bible Stories #2: Was It The Last Supper, Or The Last Steemit Meet-up?

nevies (69)in #humour • 7 years ago (edited)

You never knew the Bible people were Steemians, did you? Hehehe, that goes to tell how lucky you are to have met me, cos I'll tell you what actually happened in the Bible Stories. The people in the Bible were Steemians, and so was Jesus. They tell you Jesus held a "last supper" before his death, but no, friend, it was actually a Steemit meet-up he held. His "last steemit meet-up".

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A few days before Jesus lost the keys to his Steemit account to hackers that were sent by the Pharisees, Jesus held what came to be known as the "Last Steemit Meet-up" not "Supper". In attendance was just him and his curation guild (not disciples). All 12 of them.

You see, they told you Jesus died, that he lost his life, but no, it was actually his Steemit account that he lost, his Owner key was hacked away from him by some hackers masterminded by the Pharisees.

But before that happened, there was the last Meet-up. In which he ate and drank with his curation guild. He knew before hand that his account was going to be hacked, and he could not power down all the steem at once because that would take a lot of time and before then the hack would have already been completed, so he delegated all the steem power to each of the members of the guild.

He said after the hack he would create another account in 3 days time, after which he would make a bot called the Holy Spiri - sorry, I meant "Holy Bot", and this bot would be very powerful and efficient for the guild, a great big whale. He told them not to worry:

"I go to prepare a bot for you, in my Father's wallet there are many bitcoins, if it were not so, I would have told you. "

After the delegation he then he said:
"Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall downvote me." And all members of the guild were looking at each other, wondering which one of them would do something as nasty as that. Judas Iscariot quietly oozed out of the meet-up.

Jesus then told Peter, that he would deny knowing him when his account is hacked, three times before the Cock crows. Peter laughed and said,

"How can that be, that I would deny knowing thee? Seeing that evidence of our interaction can be seen on Steemd.com?"

Jesus told him to watch and see..

And there you have it, folks, The Last Steemit Meet-up.

Thank you very much for reading!

This is my Easter Post, the rest of the things that happened in Easter, the death of Christ, etc are way too serious to joke around with like this, so I'll stop at the last supper for Easter. Thanks so much, expect more from this series, The Steemit Bible Stories. I said this one is #2, here is where you'll find the first one, about how Jesus turned water into wine Thank you immensely, once again!