Husband and Wife

[daddyamzi]

1. Tell your WIFE
   "I LOVE YOU".
   She will say
   "I LOVE YOU TOO".
2. Tell her
   "I MISS YOU".
   She will say
   "I MISS YOU TOO".
3. Tell her
   " I love you so much".
   She will say
   "I love you more and more".
4. Now tell her
   *"I am sending N100,000,000 to your account.
   I bet it, if she says I am sending you more than that, I will leave Nigeria and go on exile to Afghanistan immediately.