15-Year-Old Alt-Right Conservative Complains of being Persecuted for his Racist Opinions
Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank Zappa
https://steemit.com/music/@shovelling-coal/cellist-yo-yo-ma-scheduled-to-fight-hologram-frank-zappa
Earth Experiences Shocking Change as Pot Smokers get Rich on Steemit
Billionaire Bill Gates Complains his Steemit Blog Posts aren't getting Enough Attention
Florida Man to Marry Least Popular Weekday
https://steemit.com/news/@shovelling-coal/florida-man-aims-to-marry-least-popular-weekday
Single Parent Found Alive and Well in Playground with their Children after Smoking Marijuana
Donald Trump Withdraws as Presidential Candidate to sell Shamwows Online
Steem Whalers Arrested for Hunting Internet Crypto-Currency Enthusiasts
First Ever Robot with Artificial Intelligence Kills Itself
Feminist Grows Beard in Defiance of Patriarchy
https://steemit.com/feminism/@shovelling-coal/feminist-grows-beard-in-defiance-of-patricarchy