Oh my!
BuRgUr MeCh detects a salty woodsman. Beep boop
So he broke a branch..... Don't get your sticks in a bundle!!
There is only one wood that counts and that is Mesquite!
Prepare to be slow smoked woodsman!!
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!l3
You have all 3 life points:
!openpockets
Blimey! Obtained item 4: Bomb! -3 to players hit!
My dry rub is the bomb!
!warriorslash
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
Whaaaaaat? INCREDIBLE! your sword is on fire and burning with power... You run up to the enemy and deliver a blow that makes the earth shudder and the sound impact is heard even in the villages far beyond the Horizon. Are you Achilles? Your enemy is destroyed by the monstrous blow that delivers a hit of 12 points. Songs of Glory will praise your name and Legends will tell the story of this battle.