The following is a transcript of another group text between members of the Doughtaker Dozers.
Doomguy: So what's the best weapons that money can buy?
Doughtaker: Thermonuclear weapons? That would be massive overkill for where you are now and where you're going, though.
Doomguy: What about stealth bombers, fighter jets, etc.?
Meteora: Doesn't cost me any money to conjure them up. 😉
Chuck Norris: Money can't buy the ultimate roundhouse kick either. 😎
Soultaker: Nor can money buy a Lightning Breaker, or any of those crazy things that our kung-fu chicken ally can do.
Doomguy: And money sure as hell can't buy this big fucking gun. Time... to... gib!
With the group text finished, Doomguy turns to the task at hand. He walks straight up to the old rich man and pulls the trigger on the BFG9000...
!l3
You have all 3 life points:
!onearrow
You quickly draw an arrow and shoot:
Holy Cow! This time it actually flew straight and you pierce the enemey for a hit of 5 points!
5 + 4 (lucky item) - 2 (cash system penalty) + 1 (STEEM buff) = 8 (PASS)
"Where's the gibs?" a startled hero asked.
"Gibs overboard," Doomguy replied.
Stage 6 result validated. 3 life points banked (final total 15), 5 flawless victories.
!ibtluckydip
Doomguy holds item 6: Adv. Helm of The Gobbo! +4 to players hit!