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Your about to loud you bow and shoot
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unfortunately the strain is too much, you have a heart failure and loss a life. Badluck! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 9

Ok...lets try this...

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What a show off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. An all powerful magic arrow of sparks hits home and your foe crumbles at the mighty 12 point hit you just dealed. Badluck! you needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!


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Odins Beard Shakens! You load a deadly fire magic arrow into that deady bow-rifle of yours, take an almost too long aim and release in a swift move. You do a large amount of damage, its a hit of 10 points. We can almost hear you mumble too easy... Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 8 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel

Your about to loud you bow and shoot
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unfortunately the strain is too much, you have a heart failure and loss a life. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 10 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel


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What a show off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. An all powerful magic arrow of sparks hits home and your foe crumbles at the mighty 12 point hit you just dealed. Badluck! you needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!


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OMG! What are you doing? You load your bow ready for a devistating magical shot, but must have got your spells mixed up, instead of enchanting your arrow you turn yourself into a...turd! - you lose a life. Badluck! you needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!

..Better, but is it fixed?

Your about to loud you bow and shoot
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unfortunately the strain is too much, you have a heart failure and loss a life. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 10 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel


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OMG! What are you doing? You load your bow ready for a devistating magical shot, but must have got your spells mixed up, instead of enchanting your arrow you turn yourself into a...turd! - you lose a life. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 10 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel

Your about to loud you bow and shoot
arrows
unfortunately the strain is too much, you have a heart failure and loss a life. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 10 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel

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Badluck! You needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!

You load your bow and prepare for a powerful shot
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Pathetic! The string breaks and people watching laugh, ashamed you turn into a coward bird and fly away - you lose a life.
Badluck! You needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!

Your about to loud you bow and shoot
arrows
unfortunately the strain is too much, you have a heart failure and loss a life. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 10 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel


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What a show off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. An all powerful magic arrow of sparks hits home and your foe crumbles at the mighty 12 point hit you just dealed. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 12 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel

WOW THAT TOOK A BIT...think its fixed, lets check

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OMG! What are you doing? You load your bow ready for a devistating magical shot, but must have got your spells mixed up, instead of enchanting your arrow you turn yourself into a...turd! - you lose a life. Badluck! you needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!


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What a show off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. An all powerful magic arrow of sparks hits home and your foe crumbles at the mighty 12 point hit you just dealed. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 12 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel


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What a show off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. An all powerful magic arrow of sparks hits home and your foe crumbles at the mighty 12 point hit you just dealed. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 12 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel


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What a show off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. An all powerful magic arrow of sparks hits home and your foe crumbles at the mighty 12 point hit you just dealed. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and you hit for 12 you won the fight and may now progress to next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel


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OMG! What are you doing? You load your bow ready for a devistating magical shot, but must have got your spells mixed up, instead of enchanting your arrow you turn yourself into a...turd! - you lose a life.
Badluck! You needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!


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OMG! What are you doing? You load your bow ready for a devistating magical shot, but must have got your spells mixed up, instead of enchanting your arrow you turn yourself into a...turd! - you lose a life. Badluck! you needed to hit for 3 Better luck next time!

SEEMS TO BE FIXED needs a player to test please - if anyone notices :)