Sort:  

alright, I'll see what I can come up with as I've just recently experienced this inevitable 'phenomenon'. Not sure if this will be so effective for girls over 17 though.

My kids are all grown now, and I'm at the point of spoiling my grandkids and sending them home on a candy high. I am going to enjoy when they are teenagers, cause payback is a bitch, and my kids deserve it. The grey hair that came from their antics will also find them. I do love them all, but it's part of the great circle.

I did enjoy your post, and wish you well.

lmao, my mum has a pretty similar grandparenting philosophy.