Non Non-Vegetarian Joke

[name-sake-name]

Only in India you can find 8 types of Vegetarians -

1 - Pure Vegetarian (Pure vegetarian)

2 - Can eat egg but not chicken (Eggetarian)

3 - Can eat cake (which has egg) but not Omelette or boiled egg (Cakeytarian 😀)

4 - Can eat the gravy but not pieces (Gravyetarian😂)

5 - Can only eat non-veg outside the house, not inside ( Restrictarian)

6 - Eat non veg only while drinking. When not drinking they are vegetarian (Boozytarian)

7 - Eat non veg only when forced by someone to do so (Forcitarian)

8 - Pure Vegetarians on Monday, Thursday & Saturday. Can eat anything on Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday & Sunday (calendartarian)😂😂

Comments

[steemitbaby]

that's HILARIOUS! =))) I guess I'm a cakeytarian than))) never would have known!)))

[name-sake-name]

Thanks for bringing it. I suppose am WEEDARIAN!!

[steemitbaby]

do you eat weed or smoke it? ;)))

[name-sake-name]

Both!!