Incident 1:
Friend: Yar tu lambe baal kyun nhi rakhta ?
(Dude why don’t you keep long hairs)
Me: Awkward silence …… Pitaji goli maar denge.
(Dad will shoot me.. (Not literally :P))
Friend: Arey BC! Fir toh aise hi theek hain yar.
(ohh shit! let them as they are)
Incident 2:
Me: Papa DSLR dilwa do..
(dad get me a DSLR)
Father: Kya karega?
(what will you do with that?)
Me: (with some swag) Photos lunga.
(I’ll click pictures)
Father: waah! fir studio kholega aur 50 Rs. ki 50 passport photo banayega.
(wow! then you will open an studio and sell 50 passport photo at 50 rupees)
Me: chhodo rhne do :(
(okay just drop that)