The mirror conspiracy: #juliansmellsnice

in #informationwar7 years ago (edited)

Today hundreds of people flocked to the Ecuadorian Embassy where Julian Assange is being held hostage by the UMotDS (United Mobsters of the Deep State) is a rouge coalition of self-serving bullshit politicians who formed an alliance with a plethora of three letter agencies, the fake news crooks and mainstream media roit groups. But maybe more about that later. Or maybe not, those bullshitters are up to no good anyway, lets not waste more time on that, eh?

It took me some time to figure out what the hell was moving all those people en-mass to the embassy under the balcony where Julian is expected to show up. And even in Spain the people came out to party as it turns out that they arrested the PM of Catalonia when he crossed the border from Denmark to Germany because he wanted to go to Belgium to be robbed from his freedom. Yes complicated shit for a wannabe shit post journalist like me. But the Spanish police went wild and about 55 Catalan people where beaten up by the ever so caring Spanish police force. No shit. Even the Washington post was bragging about it. And skilfully ignored to mention basic human rights. Those policemen don't have a family it seems, they need to bring their love to total strangers on the street.

Anyway, I don't have a clue what I'm writing about, and I hope that it shows, as I REALLY want to get noticed by the shit-stream media! Guy's where do I sign up for my share in the Clinton Foundation?

Transfer some STEEM into my wallet.
Half a million STEEM will get me started, no problem, it's not worth that much anymore after the battle of the STEEMwhales brought the STEEMbank on its knees and sockpuppet zombies came to life in @caitlinjohnstone's little blog. They scared the CRAP out of me. (no-shit this time, thanks @palikari123 to S.O.S)

I totally forgot what I was trying to report about. And I really show my skills of being a shit-stream-media-bullshitter. I at least deserve a head start. So I demand an interview with government officials as I have a shit-load of feathers to put where the sun shine bends about the center of the milkyway.

I hope people really lost me here and that I wasted a shit-load of time and money to distract the living daylights out of everyone (James Bond, please donate 2.5 million Doll-hairs to the you know who foundation, or I will need to put you out of business for life)


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I'm gonna do more than just vote....That was bust the sides funny....I think but I may have forgot after re-reading the advertisement, because I forgot I read it. Tha RC cola advertisement sure was refreshing...oh wait, I think it was a pepsi....no no no...it was coke, geez now I feel like a dolt, I guess i should go on the dole then.

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