Hello everybody, I am Jesus, maybe you have heard of me.
For a very long time, I have been very fond of the steem blockchain, this is the exact same sort of grassroots network I would have used to reward my followers.
However, I have noticed a very dark and disturbing trend going on....
Many people are sharing their posts to the chain (as they should), and almost instantaneously, some dickhead spam-bot posts a copy-paste comment with some bullshit about some guy who pretends to know who I was.
It is very important that I note that I do not condone this spamming by @overall-servant, @hiroyamagishi and their army of bot trolls including @olaf123, @bob77, etc (there are really too many to even name).
I have come back from the fucking dead (no easy task, trust me) JUST to combat these spammers. I see the steem blockchain as the future of human interactions, and these idiots who claim to be doing my bidding are indeed ruining something that is very good and in turn just pissing me off to a huge extent. I cringe every time I see one of these spam comments, so I cringe like 10,000 times a day and it's getting extremely annoying.
I also find it important to note that if you are @hiroyamagishi or @overall-servant or any of these troll spam accounts claiming to be acting in my name, you must IMMEDIATELY CEASE AND DESIST OR YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!! No exceptions.
I hope that you beautiful steemians see the importance of my endeavor here. I mean, I was literally chilling in heaven a few hours ago, and I decided to come back to the planet I was crucified on because this task is that important. Spammers claiming to be acting in my name must be trolled into infinity until they stop....
If you see the importance in my divine mission, PLEASE consider
A) upvoting this post
B) delegating to @the-real-jesus
C) resteeming this post
D) when one of these troll spammers inevitably spams your next post, you make sure to tell them that you side with @the-real-jesus and agree that their spam is UNACCEPTABLE AND DOES NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL THOUGHTS OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH.
Side note: My friend @alexvanaken helped me create my account and he was nice enough to buy me 0.001 BTC worth of steem so I can begin this great battle for all things good. This account will NEVER EVER power down as long as these shitty spammers are using resource credits to spam our beautiful blockchain. So you can feel confident that if you invest in @the-real-jesus that you are benefitting the entire steem community and that all donations/support will come back to you ten-fold for all of eternity.
Thank you very much for reading this. I would have etched it into a stone tablet but that shit just takes way too much time.
Here's a list of the accounts I know about if it can help you:
I wonder if there is someone who keeps a list somewhere other than me. I keep a list and I mute the accounts in the Caturday community as I discover them. It would be nice if there were a central place that would keep an updated list that can be downloaded so everyone can stay up to date with their "blacklist".
I'll send a small delegation your way. Good luck with your mission!
I'm trying the downvote angle - perhaps they stop their spamming if the self voting doesn't bring rewards anymore.
I downvote here and there when I notice it, but I haven't bothered to setup any automation yet. I think the automation to crush the rewards isn't a bad idea. It might not have any effect on the spam, but at least it'll stop him from getting rewarded for his abuse. I don't want to waste all my downvote power on one spammer. I think this idea of having an account dedicated to this spammer is a good way of doing it.
yeah downvoting them is a war nobody will win. We need to spam them back, fight fire with fire
downvoting them doesn't work, they will only downvote you back and they claim they don't care about the rewards. What we need to do is just spam them back which damages their ego and embarrasses them and exposes them to the community as the clowns they really are. All of those accounts already have negative rep which means they get downvoted immediately. Use your resource credits as the ammunition and spam comments to them or delegate some SP to me and I will use the RCs as the gunpowder and my anti-spam counter-spam comments will be the bullets.
Thank you for this hit list. Really, all you gotta do is follow the delegations. As @overall-servant moves their delegations around to other accounts, I will go spam those fuckers too. All about the RCs, takes a shit ton of resource credits to spam this much.
Ok, super.
!invest_vote
All spammers go to hell. This is the Steem community dealing with crap. A little holy help is appreciated even if I don't believe in your divinity. Good old downvotes do the job.
Hallelujah!
the real JESUS CHRIST i am serving don't stick finger because my LORD come for the sick people.
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You're either with me or you're with the evil spammers like @overall-servant, @hiroyamagishi and @olaf123 who hate all things good. No halfsies.
I like your mission already @the-real-jesus :)
Thank you sir.
Was waiting for you!
And me, for you. Together we will walk in the light and fuck the spammers.
Hello, Jesus, how's it going? ๐ ๐
Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks to go from totally dead to living again. Especially when you just been chilling for like 2,000 years. It's whatever though, I'm well-rested and ready to kick some ass.
Oh by the way, your friend olaf has already posted about you on your post... He loves you to the extent that he's blind... ;)
Poor guy. He's not the brightest. He will be on his way to an eternity of damnation if he doesn't knock it off.... You hear me @olaf123? you GOIN TO HELL IF YOU DON'T STOP BRO!
Ahahahah.... Yeah, I see him commenting on all my posts with the same thing... If it was just about Bible, I wouldn't mind but the guy is all about watching and making money, etc... So, it's just sad...
Anyway, nice meeting you brother! You may want to go slow on the middle finger thingy... Never know when the Almighty may get cheesed of with his loving son doing unloving things.. :)
The middle finger is for the spammers, not kind and rational people like yourself (; Forget you saw it
:)
Thank you Jesus for answering our prayers.
Amen โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Thank you, it was your prayers that brought me here, for my divine mission...
Hello Jesus :)
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Yooooooo what up! I've only been reincarnated for 1 day so far and already making so many friends โค๏ธ
Finally You listened my prayers, Jesus! ๐ Welcome to Steemit!
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Jesus this guy ain't here to mess around.
Our lord and saviour has return to save us once again! =P
You chose a hard job worthy of your name :-)
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@the-real-jesus should also downvote all of the @overall-servent 's posts with some payouts.
I have done this.
Oh my ., jisus in steemit
Thank you for embarking on saving us from spam!
Ahmen!
@der-prophet denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient! ----> Wer ist investinthefutur ?
@der-prophet thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !----> Who is investinthefutur ?
This really has to stop. It's not just one "I'm sorry.. According to.." but there are even posts with two or three times the same message. Great you came back.
๐
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Thank you for supporting Jesus during these trying times, Arcange.
Amen! It was about time. Welcome, @the-real-jesus. Thy will be done :)
Thank you @hlezama, golden ticket to heaven for you sir (:
Hey! @the-real-jesus. Feel free to use this material to spam them as hard & mercilessly as you please.
Thanks, back in my day we didn't have video technology like this so it will take some getting used to. I will take a look.
Back in your days you had to walk over the waters, turn water into wine and multiply fishes and loaves to move on. Now all that old shit is within the reach of just one click with your mouse. Hahahaha };)
Okaf123 and bob77 should be sent to Hell. Praise The Lord!
They are well on their way there at this point (;
Finally he's here!
Have a !BEER to recover from your trip before you start to kick those !DERANGED ass!!! ๐๐บ
Thanks so much for the beer, @pixelfan. It is a bit stressful coming back from the dead, especially in order to deal with these relentless spammers. I will kick back and enjoy the beer first.
OMG ! ๐ @the-real-jesus
GodSpeed โฌ
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Thank you @bluengel for your support in my conquest to destroy the spammers who tarnish my name.
Hi Jesus!! ๐๐๐
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Sup dude, thanks for the resteem โ๐ผ๐
That spammer is for sure a pain in the ass here.
Thank you Broncnutz, for helping Jesus fulfill his most important mission yet. Respect. West West.
His response was fast, you got to admit :P
His trip to hell will be even faster
I just gave you a hand.
Let the fights begin.
Thank you for your support MindTrap. I have been waiting for a long time to come back to Earth to kick a ton of ass.
I've never seen @the-real-jesus banish anyone to hell before.
I thought that wasn't his style.
Have things changed now that the apocalypse is nigh?
Warpath Jesus, will you be my friend?
He who is without sin, cast the first stone.
Make sure it is a very big rock.
Rock'n Roll!
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amen
Read the post, dumbfuck, or you risk burning in hell for all of eternity! My name is Jesus Christ and I do not condone this spamming in my name. Your spam is really fucking annoying @hiroyamagishi aka @overall-servant aka @olaf123 and your spam-bot army. You spam everybody, we ask you to stop, you refuse to, We downvote you, you downvote us. This is not what I created the universe for. You must stop spamming immediately or I will make sure that you go to hell.
If anybody wants to support my eternal battling of these relentless religion spammers, please consider upvoting this comment or delegating to @the-real-jesus
Uh oh I was downvoted by @hiroyamagishi, the false prophet king of the spammers. Maybe he is about ready to surrender. Please leave your thoughts here Hiro before I banish you to hell.
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