Hey Everyone!
This is my first time posting here and seeing my username now I'm kind of rethinking it. I think I was all hopped up on that starbucks frapp with visions of mermaids and unicorns and glitter dancing around in my head. I might also have been drunk, either option is just as likely.
Moving forward I'm going to pretend my username is something super awesome like princess_mermaid_unicorn_glitter_farts. I humbly request that anyone who reads this post also thinks of me like this in their own mind.
A little about me- I'm a single pet parent of two adorable but unruly pups. I favor the free-range method of pet parenting where I just pretend I'm not bothered when they literally eat my furniture. I have too many sisters and no brothers. I've been single for longer than is probably healthy and I'm kinda loving it.
I'm not sure how consistent I'll be with writing here because I'm lazy, flaky and easily distracted. When I do write you will no doubt be captivated by my sharp wit, snarky sarcasm, and outlandish behavior. Or you'll hate my guts. After having an actual conversation with me a surprising amount of people remark that they regret ever talking to me. I'm an acquired taste.
I'm putting a pic of my dogs because I have an unhealthy attachment to them and regard them as my children. Don't judge me.!
Weird dog laws include allowing police offers in Palding, Ohio, to bite a dog to quiet it. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Welcome to steemit
[-]welcome-to-steem (56) · 5 days ago
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Welcome to Steem @alphafemalepony.
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All the Best!!!
Thanks, I'll check it out for sure
Welcome to this beautiful community, apart from giving you an upvote I give you a tip that is worth more: "constancy and honesty is the best way to emerge in steemit"
Welcome to Steem
here are some links you might find usefull:
https://steemworld.org/@alphafemalepony
https://steemnow.com/@alphafemalepony
Good luck on your journey!