500! 500!!!! FIVE BL**DY HUNDRED!!!!

I am again stunned, and humbled by seeing my follower numbers rocketing.

500 FOLLOWERS!

Don't worry though, I won't let it go to my head- much.

THANK YOU!!!

As always, if you see something you like, tell me, upvote, reSTEEM- I honestly do read all feedback, and if I post something that you don't like, again, let me know. I love making this blog, but it means nothing if you don't like it too. I'm not just into this to get crypto- rich and rush- off to buy a Lambo.

I'M OFF TO BUY A LAMBO!!

I can see it now, the headline in my favourite brand of toilet paper, that Daily Mail: "Internet Pornographer Billionaire Buys Lambo With Arse Tokens". I need to make that happen. STEEMians- let's make that happen...