Ha ha, cool story. I wasn't sure if it was going to be a play on word on hot mess
informal : something or someone that is emphatically a mess
Seems like I wasn't too far off ;)
I do like the idea of you insisting on being referred to by people as "your hobbitmess" - it does have a nice ring to it =)
Well hot mess is also not far off :D thank you, I thought so too!