Thanks! As with many of our kind, I had to face a lumberjack in combat, and take the beard-power of my defeated foe for my own.
Those of you without beards will undoubtedly be confused, and think "That just sounds like some weird version of the movie Highlander." But the rest of us understand, and we say to you:
"Keep shaving."
I haven't had a hairless face since 1971...I started off with a 'stash' (per goverment regulation) then when I escaped the clutches of the military(1979)...NO MORE SHAVING at all...only scissors to trim ..
All seriousness aside...I never understood why a guy wanted to look like a gal.
Too many post toasties as a child perhaps?