Nice first post, @somethingburger. Where'd you get the microscope image? Diggit.
Random thought: what's the cultural evolution of the microscope that lead it to became the universal symbol for science? I've never actually used one for research, have you?
Found a royalty-free image that didn't require attribution, and then modified it for the microscope-microscope effect. I've never used one either, except in introductory classes!