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HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic!

WIFE: What happened?
HUSBAND: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off!

WIFE: Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!
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SAY NO TO ALCOHOL