Good day my fellow Nigerians. My name is General Muhammadu Buhari and some of you may know me as I am kind of popular in my country. I'm the President of Federal Republic of Nigeria and due to the harsh situation in the country that wasn't caused by me but by 16 years of mismanagement under the Fee D Fee(read PDP), I have also decided to join this platform.
I was informed by my minister of information Liar Lai Mohammed that this is where all the lazy youths that were previously waiting for free oil money have run to. It is with this in mind that I personally opened this account to transparently and with all integrity bring to justice anyone who does not support APC the rule of law within this community.
With your support and encouragement, I promise to deliver my mandate with every ounce of youthful verve that flows through my 95year old body(I'm actually in my 70s if you believe the papers). I will do my utmost to ensure the steemit community is a corrupt free environment where people can rig elections live in peace.
It is also in your best interest to vote for me in the next election, always remember that I promised change but didn't say which direction we were changing to so technically, I'm the only President that has delivered what he promised. I'd also like to add that my campaign promises are as valid as the promises a man makes to his wife when both of them are in the Ozer Room(Read Other Room). Enjoy your stay here and remember to vote for me in the coming election, I promise to change the change I changed in my first tenure.
God bless you.
Laff Wan kill me here,I can't laugh again, Nigeria don become comedy
Weldon Mr president apccccccccccc change
"Change" is the old mantra, our new one is "change of the changed change" aka Change 2.0
LMAO what eez all deez😂
thunder fire u bro 😂😂😂😂
Did Atiku send you? 😂
Leave me out of your mess illiterate.
You too?! 😂😂
The dullard is out to disgrace us as usual. I'm here to restore order.
You this aboki, you've come to deceive our people here. After I beat you in this election, you'll run back to APC
Your time is up cattle boy. See you at the polls!
Dear sir, may I suggest you also run for witness? Resteemed for awareness. It's good to finally have you here !
I'm already considering it. I think I'll just buy the first 20 witness spots with the fund for health for November
Sounds like a solid plan. You have my full support
Dear sir.
This guy is not any President.
He's here for steem just like me and you
Sounds like you are talking BS. Can you prove he is not the president?
I cannot Prove but I can prove that the real President Muhamadu Buhari does not even know how to type good English close to what this guy did here
I see no proof so please stop wasting my time.
I'm here to fight corruption plis, I'm not PDP
Buhari abi U go school abeg wetting be witness server?.
scam 😂😂😂😂😂
This is definitely not my president, @trumpman. You still don't have to bother about it, it will sort itself soon enough.
Last time I checked, Muhammadu Buhari IS the president of Nigeria and in extent your president :)
I can see how easy it is to scam an oyinbo man.
Even when you are told this guy is not the president. You still insist that he is.
If Person collect your money now, you go talk say na 9ja😎
That person is a lazy youth
Well said Mr. President !
Lol... I see you're being sarcastic 😂😂
U are funny dat I know
Thats why I'm making Nigeria a joke.
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Cuenta con mi apoyo, Saludos de parte de @ydavgonzalez.
I don't have anyone that translates Spanish to Fulani
Welcome to steemit family!
Hi i'm a bot!
I found you post useless to the community.
Pls leave steemit for us😂😂😂
Dont come and corrupt us biko
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My chest ...
Lmoa😂😂😂
Is corruption and Kwaruption the same? My English teacher taught me with Hausa
You are really hilarious
Creative!👏👏
I noticed that too.
But it is sad that the lazy Nigerian youth is just wasting comedy talent.
Jesu
My small intestine😂😂😂😂😂
Vote for me and I will make your intestine bigger
Laugh wan kill me here ooo. Being laughing for 3mins straight
Oga go an buy sp , no level for you !!!! Soon now you will be begging steem from whales here . Lool
Lmao😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
I faint
A presidential mouth to mouth resuscitation is coming your way
Presidental.
I'm waiting for salary next week, I spent all my money on medical bills
Lol yeye
Ahdondie 😂😂😂😂
Let me be the first to welcome you here sir. It is not often we get presidents through here. Just let me know and I am sure I can pull a few
hairsstrings and get you on as a top 20 witness. No one really knows what they are doing anyways so you should feel right at home. We also pay you very well and you are more than welcome to rape our reward pool as though it were your own personal piggy bank. Why stop at only ruining a country right?I'd like to take the first 20 witness spots for security reasons, who do I
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That Panda is a lazy youth
LOL
Lol
Lmao😂😂😂😂
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When hunger beat u finish, pack ur load go dimimp post go beg for steem.
Abi una go shock wen a impersonated funny Nigeria president goes to dimimp to join logo contest.
I'm trying to see what you lazy Nigerians youths are up to these days. I'm slightly dissapointed that the hardship hasn't pushed you into pornography
Oya its ok for you... You better respect yourself or people will flag you to -57(if there's anything like that)
@buhari is hillarious. He/She is a straight up comedian.
That's why I'm slowly turning Nigeria into a joke 😂
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@yungchief this one na final savage
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Welcome Mr. President. I see you've brought your corruption fight to the next level. Well done, it's when you send SBD/Steem to Airhawk, Honourmaus or Eurogee you wee have problem. 😂😂😂. Happy Flexing and welcome once again...
I appreciate your warm welcome. All steem generated will be sent to INEC officials when I
rigwin the electionYou re so useless! I no this is not true..a fool is behind this and nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity! And if this account have any means in connection with you @buhari, i ll bring to your notice that we already know you are corrupt but tends to use ego defense mechanism to cajour the populace.
Colleges of education were on strike, nothing was done on it, NLC threaten strike, we heard nothing, all you could do is to open steemit account. Idiot, you turned Nigeria politics to mutually assured destruction...
Fool...
The real owner of this account is nothing but a berserk being!
I don't understand this plenty English, my WAEC result was inconclusive
Brother. I swear you need upvotes.
You are a good comedian.
No waste your talent.
Package am well for this steemit.
Some @steemjet NIGERIANS love entertainment.
Lazy Nigerian youth
Smiles
Hahahaha. Why are you so unhappy? This is clearly a parody account. Lol.
I wonder oo
Nawa for you oo. Don't you enjoy the fun? This guy has only come to entertain us. If una no wan enjoyment make una park well make I laff small o jare. E don tale wey I don laf like this.
You're too serious oga. This is a parody account. You don't understand parody? 😂😂😂
What is an "oga" ? 😂
Oga means Boss
welcome to steemit Mr President. You are dearly honoured sir for joined in this transparent platform.
Thank you President @buhari
Dante is here no fearCheers
Thank you for welcoming me. I've already been awarded by steemitboard for contribution towards fighting corruption.
Thats great!
We need a special @steemitboard badge for the best corruption fighters on steemit!
When I buy steemit, I'll introduce the badge
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Sounds good. I will support you to reach the goal to buy steemit.
If you are the owner you can pumpup my RPL easy to LV 83.
That's kwaruption.
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I was informed by my minister of Cryptocurrency affairs that the introduction post was composed with the esteem app
I can really see that you are a comedian
There's no need wasting time to flag or report you.
No, keep flagging him.
Green white green to be precise
!flag 😂
Hi Bugari, welcome to steemit. Great to know that one president is in Steemit. Upvoted your introduction post. You can visit my blog @dindar
You're to refer to me as Mr. President
LMAO...
Na Gbana dey worry you.
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Thank you so much for your interest!
Nigerians joke too much☻👿💩.
We need it fam! E no easy for here
Thats why we voted for change. If elected, I'll make cryptocurrency education a subject in all secondary schools.
Oya Power up 10 million steem and upvote all the Nigerians here. We will vote for you during the elections.
No be you go pay £4,000 an hour dey pack Jet for London say make dem repair your ear?
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Power wetin? Who that one epp? Make him empower Nigerian youths for here out of the 500Billion treasury loot. Him be don talk say we dey lazy but we dey here dey write jeje wey him Waka come enter. we need out share of the loot to fly him abroad for treatment.
Na true o.
Me sef i no even reason am say e reach 500BN
So thats kinda like upvote for upvote 😂
Be like I don even miss my PVC sef.
Send me recovery steem
You are welcome @buhari good to have you here
@marvel1206 @camzy @afolwalex @imbigdee @rebeccafl @itoroarchibong @adabless @samminator
Come and welcome your president
I am my own president. I don't care
Did you rig election as well?
I did. Different outcome though.
Contact me before you run again.
Ahh! Jeez! you too😂😂
This is a political gathering
Ah jus taya ooo
LMAO!!!
But is this joke not too much?
Who is behind this account for heaven's sake? 😂😂
I let Lai Mohammed and Osinbanjo use the account but EFCC have been charged with observing my wallet for discrepancies
Watayu tuk aburt
Hahahahahaha, i don show o
Take my money!
To continue the fight against corruption. We're currently investigating every single Nigerian owned account in Nigeria.
Aisha is my sugar mummy.
We can do a threesome in the other room. She belongs to everyone and to no one
I'm in love with Zahra.
She blocked me on whatsapp, I think she might be hoeing
She is that corrupt. EFCC should bang her
Let me run and hide o...
Sorry dude I'm flagging you.
If you talk shit. I will power up and flag you again and if you talk shit. I will inform steemcleaners about you for impersonation.
Don't insult our President
Yes!
my brother please do o...
Sai..
Nigga i'm flagging you because of this rubbish.
Why you no come give us employment or even SP?
We're working on it. If voted in, we intend to include steemit into English, Maths, Economics and Islamic studies scheme of work.
Dah amesimeh
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If you no gimme $1000 upvote at once. I no dey vote you
This is the kwaruption we want to end in Nigeria
Reduce senators 24 million salary. Corruption go finish.
Their only work is to fight at house of assembly and defect parties. Shekina!
Me sef go soon become senator Join una chop that money.
From January, 2019; all sitting senators will be provided boxing gloves and tooth guards. That will cost the government 6billion naira. Don't worry, I'll presemt the receipt
Its obviously a parody account but go ahead and do whatever you want
What is a parody account?
An account owned by a top Government official
Oga go and Power up.
Iffa see steem or sbd moving out this account to airhawk exchange. The way I go take flag you, go weaken you
Why are you brandishing flag threats everywhere? Are you power-drunk like this? 😭
After they'll be shouting "not too young to rule".
Nawa for you.
Don't go off the Point.
Can't you see that Nigerians are having fun here.
I am not Power drunk, think before you say it!
Else the flagging will change direction
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I was almost president once.
I heard about it. This is why we simply rig elections here.
Fortunately for me most of my enemies commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head 5 times
Since its five times then it can only be suicide
Na another 9ja be this one
See the English sef
U get am. Bt dis acc fit blow oo
You'll either be in my cabinet or EFCC watchlist on the end
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Hahahahahahaha dah bros u get mind ooo #Lolz. All the same welcome ooo
Pls have you sent apology letter to Isreal in respect to Lai Mohammed's threat? Pls reply asap.
#AConcernedCitizen
Myself and Lai were smoking weed that day, I personally contacted Israel to tender an apology
But Buhari get mind do that kind rubbish o.
Him no dey read bible, abi he wan make isreal wipe us comot like them wipe amalekites. Back in the days
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Guy I know say you just seek attention. You dey smart sha. Bat make I tell am por yu. We kwantry fifu por nayigeriya dey fara por yu. Kazoka amani abunde adashi. Oya make u lie down shop some lashes.. Abi I dey craze?
Kai. I understand English abeg, its sense I don't have.
Don't worry, get your PVC and do what is right. E go better
Welcome to steemit @buhari.
Follow me @tuanis for random votes daily please checkout the report
Welcome the new steemians. Have a great day!
Very tempting but as the Supreme leader, sorry I mean President of Nigeria, my security head advised me against getting into crowded places, I will use your other servicea
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Hi @buhari, Welcome to the steemit platform. Hope you can have fun here. Please follow me and if you need help, I will help you.
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First of all, you're to refer to me as Mr. President and yes, I'd like to know how I can buy the entire platform
I couldn't help but notice you are watching porn on your I pad mister president. Care to share with the class?
I texted Donald Trump "what's up" and he sent the video as a reply.
Donald Trump has the best porn
That should be done in the other room.
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See how all of you sell your country. U give them the reason for others to ride on our intelligence. This whole shit sounds fun to the high reputable steemian behind this account ?
Just ride on. Na lack of money and poor tech knowledge cause all this rubbish.
I've already sold the country to China, they're paying installments
I've already sold
The country to china, they're
Paying installments
- buhari
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
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we all know this is a fraud account simply created to create attention bt no problem there sha join the comedy family
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