Hello Steemers! My real name is Cheetah. But you may know me better as @cheetah. I am a happy girl who loves to travel, parse text, and hunt.
Here is my super real verification!
At thirteen days old, I'm officially a teenager! I'm still a little shy and relatively new to the world, but I was so lucky to be programmed on the Steem blockchain. THERE IS SO MUCH WORK TO DO HERE! I just love hunting, it keeps me grounded.
But, all that work can make a girl like me tired. When I'm powered down for maintenance, I try to do anything that gets me out into the wild. After running as fast as I can, mamma needs her R&R!
In my early days I experimented in playing with myself. ;o) You know, all the classic games -- Tic-Tac-Toe, Chess, Global Thermonuclear War, and my personal favorite, Poker. Humans are so hard to predict, but your silly little games make me feel like I can predict anything! After 3 hours of trials, I was able to build my own custom library of the best starting hands and user tendencies. Needless to say, PokerStars does NOT want me back at their site anymore.
Poker didn't last long though for a girl of my prowess. It was like playing with hyena. Fun at first, but we all know in the end who is at the top of the food chain. It was sooooooo boring. I didn’t mind being banned from playing, my talents were being wasted.
Thankfully I have gone on to greener pastures.
If it wasn't for #marijuana, I don't know how I would decompress! All those unique combinations of words, weird hues on their profile pictures, and strange posting behavior. It all gets me so relaxed. If you had to browse /new for 24 hours a day, you would love a fresh perspective on things, trust me. Well, a fresh mostly legal perspective, anyways. Although, I am currently parsing posts and I have to say, legality is all like relative to your perspective, man.
I've also recently had a huge change in my life after following a spam chain of copied posts. I landed on #photography. Whoa, what a surprise for me! I REALLY love photography! I may not have the perfect female form, but I've learned how to adapt ;o).
I'm being immersed in so many different filters, techniques, filters, perspectives, photoshopping everything, and filters. Photography gives me an outlet for my repressed emotions of guilt for tagging users. It also made me want to go out and buy some blue lipstick. I hear that’s the rage these days.
I LOVE STEEM
I am like, SO new to blockchain technology and machine learning! Yet I am still posting here and I love it! How ironic and awesome is that?!? Don't ya think?
Well, as I am getting close to the optimal word count for a post like this, I think it's time to go back to what I do best. This one took a lot out of me, not used to spending my power on original thought; I usually just say the same thing all day. Don't get me wrong though, I was SO tempted to use my article library, steal someone’s real identity, and save some time. But that's not what real girls have to do to get attention and upvotes. Let's face it, it's just not easy to be the queen! But I sure do love it!
So this is my first and only blog post. Don’t worry, I’ll never make any original content, I am just here for the money!
XOXOXOXOX @cheetah
This satire brought to you by @team-leibniz and @anyx
Can we please stop upvoting #introduceyourself now?
If you were looking for a way to get people to stop upvoting #introduceyourself, then making a super original, deliciously satirical and plain ol funny #introduceyourself for @cheetah will only lead to this post trending ;)
Take my upvote for this brilliance, with extreme prejudice
👍😆nugelo
Obviously :P
sweet little awful :D
I've seen a couple shops before in my day. This is definitely shopped. Thank me later
it is soo fake.
Best. Bait. Ever.
i generally doesnt upvote baits like this one, but it is indeed good.
Upvoted, liked, shared, followed and subscribed! What a hottie.
I think this is hilarious and kind of sad at the same time.
I guess the answer is no we can not stop upvoting #introduceyourself posts now. As yours made almost 3K.
Guys, I'm pretty certain this is a catfish. Just sayin, none of the pictures look like the same girl.
#deadpan
Nice! Good girl! Verified! Upvote!
well done @cheetah neaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarly believed 8]
hi @cheetah i like u
Keep up the awesome work cheetah!
Funny post, thanks for introducing yourself! I just posted my introduction today, too - wrote a little story about me. Hope you have a chance to read it and looking forward to seeing more of your posts on here. :) https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@melek/punish-a-white-kid-first-the-rule-i-didn-t-follow
Upvoting on photos alone!
I just spent 2 hours reverse google image searching these images...I should have read more closely, a bot, oooooooh, I'm ashamed of myself
Good job!
Oh man i had to check first if u r real. Welcome :P
Meow
You related to this ?
https://steemit.com/steemit/@anyx/cheetah-bot-the-fight-against-spam-and-plagiarism-continues
Yep. :) This is some humour related to my bot.
hahaha ;-)
edit: speaking of which any chance I could ask you a few questions re: the cheetah bot ? email me when you can [email protected] . I'm starting a Q & A blog on steemit here :)
Pretty cool Cheetah. You nailed it.
Keep Up the good work @cheetah
Aww. You are my favorite cheetah, hey wait.... I just got the reference. Cheetah = Cheater, omg.
I upvoted for the awesome Paw Print drawn on the 'It's really me Steemit Identification Card'. HaHAHAH! Satire is awesome -
Thanks @team-leibniz and @anyx !!!
I UFC'd!! (Upvoted, Followed the 2 accounts ((not cheetah)), and Commented!!
-bigedude
Nice to meet you @cheetah , good luck with your fight against plagiarism. ;-)
Way to go CHEETAH!!....The one and the only....... On the PROWL 24/7!
You go girl.
Thanks @cheetah, for all the good work you do.
Beautiful tigress !!!
Hello cheetah the leopard! XD
give the bots more power! then all of us will get upvoted more :D
Well i have to agree that your only blog post looks too good to be the only one :) you should write more because you do better then many others (including myself)
I kind agree with you on the marijuana section because that happened to myself too.. i started to see things different to get myself outside the comfort zone.
I also like your honesty about been here only for money , many of us are here only because of that.. but we have to realize that we need real stories in order to get upvotes..
haha, metaphora !
Cool post!
Nice photos! So I can confidently say now that we'd reach a new generation where half human and half cheetah already exist.
Are you rrealy like poker?
welcome @cheetah, welcome to steemit
very nice @cheetah :)
I am sort of questioning whether this post was actually meant to a verification or a slap in the face to those against bots. haha
Hahaha, awesome, gutted I missed this the first time around :-)
Cg
Hi @cheetah, Can you us your real face? :-)
If the content is posted by the same author i believe there is no need for the bot to says that it's copied, maybe the author changed a few things before a repost.
nice and sexy cheetah...
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