It's been one month since my first post on Steemit (https://steemit.com/@cluelessmamad) and I realized I haven't really taken the time to introduce my "better half". In order to do so Clueless Mama - D style, I decided to poke fun at, and share some of the things my Husband does that drive me up the wall.
My Husband is no freak of nature. I fully anticipate those reading or watching this to identify with this list. Whether you are the man who does these things, or a women who can't stand them.
Yea sure, 2 and half years ago was one of the happiest days of my life. I got to walk down the aisle to marry a God Sent Man. He is strong, creative, a great provider, and he knows how to make some mouth watering dishes in the kitchen. HOWEVER, this does not mean that sometimes the Dude isn't as annoying as FUDGE!
Here is a fun but oh, soooo true, list of things that my dear Hubby does to drive me crazy. Be sure to comment below to tell me which of these you can identify with, either as man or a women.
(Watch this list in action by tapping my DTube Video)
#1. The infamous mistaking the floor for a laundry hamper
Like, Really!
Why is it that most men can shoot a basketball into a hoop, or put a golf ball into a tiny hole, but God forbid their dirty clothing actually ends up in a hamper. Is it really so much harder to move your hand over two inches so that your jeans can nicely plop in the hamper to await for ME... to do the laundry?
#2. The Asking for Directions = "I am No Longer a Man"
This one is classic text book a "Guy Thing". No matter how late we are running behind, how low our gas tank is, or how advanced GPS technology has become, My Husband would rather die than ask for directions. It's almost like it's some sort of game he plays with himself to see if he can make it to the next level, aka "the destination". I promise, us ladies will not love you any less if you allow Siri to tell us exactly how to get to the freaking party!
#3. Super Human Fart Powers
Ok, I'm keeping it real here. WHAT THE HECK is up with men and their farts? Like, I can't tell you how many times, I'm enjoying a nice snuggle with my man while we Netflix and chill, and then BAMM! My nostrils are suddenly filled with the aroma of pure death! Oh, and it's not just the aroma that's the issue either. Why is it that men have not yet mastered the art of ensuring that 95% of your farts are silent??? Like WTF! ... (Oh, that was "fudge" again by the way)
#4. Frequent outer body experiences
I know what you're thinking. How does this title fit into the list 🤷🏾♀️? I can not count how many minutes, to hours, to days, worth of conversations I have had with my Husband, that he simply was not mentally present for. I can look deeply into his eyes, discuss some up and coming plans and he legit doesn't hear a word of it. So, why do I keep talking to him you ask? Because, somehow, while his spiritmind has travelled off with Peter Pan to Never Near Land, his body is still able to respond to my questions with "yups, uh huh's, & sure Honey's". Ugggh!
I really hope you enjoyed getting to know my Hubby a little better. We are both very excited to be Newbies or Minnows... or, Whatchamacallits, to @steemit and we would love to connect with some more Steemians. We have been blessed to make some amazing friends through our time on YouTube and we would really love to find those types of connections on Steemit as well.
youtube vid below - dtube vid is at top of post
And ... to prove I am not biased, check out 4 Annoying things Wives do from my friend Chase Jones on Youtube. Chase has amazing content but hasn't ventured over to Steemit. If you do take the time to watch, be sure to say Mama D sent you, and invite him over to this wonderful platform! ⬇️
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Oh ok. I thought introducing my Husband would be fine too since he wants to post also. Thanks
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cool video !! welcome to dtube i hope you enjoy this
platform same i do
Do you do videos too?
Lol this was too funny! Awwww snap, I made a cameo! :D Haha I love this. OH EM GEE, you have to do more skits you guys! I LOVED THIS. Clueless Mama D and Kenny D. I'm obsessed.
Lol you did 🤗
welcome to the community!
Thank you! Happy to be here!
I will visit your page later tonight
it is also kind of love! so sweet!
Aww thank you so much I’m heading out not but I’ll be popping over to all of my commenters pages tonight
Awesome blog, you are so good at what you do.
Lol aww thank you!
4/4 can confirm...that's the out of box install, you can try to install patches on top of it,with varied level of success !!
upvote for making me laugh...
Lol too funny
Welcome to Steemit! Enjoy the ride as much as you can!
Thank you!
As a man, I try to be present in my body all the time. And I do try to not throw too much on the floor.
Lol at least you are honest