This is one of the most refreshing intro posts I have read here in a while. And I love the nickname as I find the octopus to be an amazing creature, the only thing I hope you won't do is to spread your tentacles and have too many accounts for one head lol. Humour aside, I respect your decision for privacy, somehow I wish I would have procedeed the same as revealing your real identity can be an issue for sure .
You look so cute with your wife and your culinary skills definetely exceed average expectations. Welcome to Hive, you're off to a great start!